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It’s Monday! Before you boo, we’re ushering in a week when classic museum heists are back on the news, the clocks are about to turn back, and it’s hard to focus pocus on anything but tricks and treats.

The immortal Texan wereferret hedgehog diaspora fun in Friday’s comment section have once again proven that we are a mighty Horde in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades and mischief). What better time to encourage a little creative BDH chaos?

There are famous subreddits called Explain a Book (or Movie) Plot Badly, where people summarize beloved stories so inaccurately, they become masterpieces.

Think:

Professional nephew goes on long walk and loses jewellery.

Lord of the Rings

Or:

Girl lands her man after she dries her hair, shows off her legs and stops talking.

The Little Mermaid

Naturally, we must try this with Ilona Andrews books. Here’s my go at the first one:

Ex-warlord with attachment issues discovers the power of cows, gardening, and unconditional love after cursing at a unicorn.

I know you can do worse!

Pick an Ilona Andrews book, novella, or even a free snippet and explain the plot badly in the comments. Be as misleading as possible while staying technically accurate. If your summary makes another reader snort tea out their nose or makes Ilona message me with “MOD R, NO!” you’re doing it right.

Go forth, BDH. Confuse newcomers, alarm Goodreads, and make Caldenia proud.

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  2. Mod R, you are so cruel is it delicious. I look forward to reading all of the Hordes demented efforts.

  3. Slavic Expat tries to hide from her father who just wants her to make him proud. She meets the love of her life in a dark building in unsavory part of town while greeting him with Here Kitty Kitty.

  6. A woman with major daddy-issues bounces from man to man trying to find the answers on who killed her surrogate father in a magic infested world.

  7. P.I. hired to find a missing son who is planning to do bad things. gets kidnapped and suffers from Stockholm syndrome. 🤣

  10. Women falls in love with lion after seeing it wrestle with a squip creature of Slavic mythology and later traps him in a cage as a gesture of love.

    Kate Daniels book 2 and 3

  11. Woman tells a little white lie about what’s on her mind only to have her overbearing boss’ aunt marry her off.

  13. Government-backed treasure hunter grows her own guard dog, then brings it home to meet her kids.

  14. oldest sister almost gets her house caught on fire while being courted by a maniac and a madman.

  18. Woman with anger issues and man who sheds a lot have a difficult courtship amid various apocalypses.

  21. Woman and child are brutally kidnapped and forced to live in a onion, finds peace after realizing she is the real power

  22. After saving a young boy from suicide a woman falls hopelessly into friendship with his sister. she encourages her new friend to shelter with her family in their time of need providing the protection so desperately needed during a tumultuous times.
    catalina and runa could have been a hot item!

  24. Loner girl with daddy issues can’t keep her shoes clean while looking for true love in all the weird places.

  25. Orphans learn the power of love and magic as they battle the forces of evil. Also, Walmart sells shoes at an affordable cost.

  38. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Nechists…” pagan hermit celebrates the holidays in style while seeking his lost cookies and eggnog.

  39. A refugee and her boss fight immaginary wars in their mind and end up falling for each other once the boss sees her in an imaginary mind battle.

    Silver shark

  41. Girl that loves a pointy stick – frequently pokes said stick at evil nasty things and somehow survives with a baby lion, a homicidal maniac mate, and queenship in her happily ever after

  43. A galactic Airbnb hostess tries to stop an interplanetary war by inviting three species who hate each other to share snacks. “So annoyed that you murdered my guests, but don’t forget to try the chicken!”

  44. A young woman takes up her parents’ profession, where secrecy is paramount, in the hopes of finding clues to their sudden and mysterious disappearance. Local law enforcement is suspicious of her activities.

    When danger stalks and mauled bodies start showing up – she decides she must take matters into her own hands and defend her domain, going so far as to call on a family friend in order to barter groceries for a lethal arsenal.

    • Intergalactic uptight hybrid he-man hero becomes an exhibitionist with the taste of coffee and ends up eating a flower to save his soon to be true love.

  46. Middle aged divorced mother of two gets lost, wanders around for a week while her employer sits on their hands and ends up adopting a dog.

  52. Childhood friends reunite to join a fight over a fancy toy box and discover the nutritional benefits of eating organ meat.

  53. Space chicken saves the day! A werewolf and girl who run an inn help when they aren’t too busy with Halloween yard decorations.

  54. Girl struggles to maintain her household as overbearing grandparents pile on more work.

    Struggles include irresponsible employees that we love (they saved the “baby”); irresponsible employees that we don’t love; and hot heartbreakers that keeping stealing the pies.

  60. Loving mother must cope with her family where the husband is out of work and her sons fight and won’t talk to her. Also, her nephew keeps trying to kill her cat!

  61. Young and ancient Felidae transmogrifier rescues a group of magic mushroom-hunting hominids from a hungry monster bent on destroying a refueling depot. Everyone is saved! (No dogs were injured or killed!)

    Cheers!

  62. Woman who runs a bed and breakfast hides a body in Costco and her neighbor pees on her things. One of her guests drinks coffee and runs around naked, while the permanent guest is an older, retired lady. The woman uses her broom to protect local dogs.

  63. a friendless person rides a horse around a crumbly Atlanta and pokes people with their sword till monsters appear. Then either attempts to be friendly or kills the monster. They are fastidious about cleaning up their blood.

  64. Sister with middle-child syndrome wrenches family business from older sister for her own good and falls in love with super sexy Cinderella-man

  67. Couple becomes HOA presidents accidentally after killing a toddler fae god that demands blood sacrifices.

    A magically overqualified teenager runs away from home, adopts a murder horse, and accidentally becomes the most terrifying babysitter in Atlanta.

  68. A werehyena business owner and a gun-toting beastkin PI break up, fight snake gods, argue about ethics, and somehow end up engaged because murder and magic are apparently great couples therapy.

  69. A PI is forced to find ‘very hot’ missing bad boy only to get kidnapped by a reclusive (secretly heroic) gorgeous dragon. They then go on adventures in a swamp, pick up a Bug and the mysterious dragon helps the PI to save the city.

  70. Okay… this one has “a bit of movie magic” in it:

    In a galaxy, far, far away, a magic seed, planted in secret, bends the minds of a select few by torturing the rules of physics until the very fabric of existence is questioned. Patrons are welcome to stay, but management controls the very air they breathe.

    (This is such a fun exercise! But I will limit it to two, too.)

    Cheers!

  71. Magic girl meets magic boy, they fall in love and go on to do magic stuff together.
    Kate Daniel’s Series, Inn Keeper Series, Edge Series

  73. Man who hates the festive season ends up felling an evergreen, serving eggnog to guests, and reuniting with childhood not-friend.

  75. The quiet sister is hired to spy on her sister’s soon to be inlaws during the wedding celebration visit. She causes chaos at the rehearsal, there is a theft, bloodshed, and attempted murder. It is always the one you least suspect. Diamond Fire

  78. Georgia belle moves to Texas to take over derelict inn – deftly managing the everyday stresses of discouraging cannibalism and protecting apple trees from urinating werewolves and coffee-drunk naked vampires.

  81. Natural blonde teams up with her kidnapper to cath an egotistical pyrokinetic with mummy issues and falls in love in the meantime – with the kidnapper, despite the pyrokinetic being hot. Because the kidnapper has post traumatic stress disorder to deal with and she likes a challenge.

  82. Woman vigorously reconstructs her inn many times.

    Woman goes to great lengths to befriend German Shepherd.

    Family does not know they are Primes despite being stronger than everyone around them.

  83. A disgraced chef is lured by the promise of an intergalactic comeback by preparing the meals of delegates from several warring planets during a peace summit. While there, he discovers his talent shines no matter how large or small the stage.

  85. Older man with many children stalks younger woman with daddy and cat issues; and invites her to be dinner.

  86. An undercover boss begins working for a rival company and catches feelings for the head of the company. She is torn between revealing her true identity or staying quiet to finish her mission, but a family crisis may take that decision out of her hands. What will happen when the object of her affection learns the truth?

  87. Elderly Dragon carries previous rider’s daughter to the capital for unknown adventures. Impresses man in pink. More to come?

  89. Small business owner and retired soldier decide to run a dating show featuring a fish and a cat as two of the contestants.

  90. Treasure finder mage sacrificed by her guard, struggles to survive weird world with powers from her alien mother and predator eating dog companion.

  92. Megalomaniac grandmother with a god-complex manipulates grandchildren in order to get pretty and powerful great-grandchildren

    Or

    In escape to the country: Disgraced army commander and Merlin’s lost heir team up to buy a castle for their extended family.

  93. Just this morning I was talking on the phone to my adult son about the Edge books and finishing the last (he started complaining there were only 2 Wilmington books and I said House Andrews was diverted by Maggie the Undying). Anyway I went on to tell him that there was going to be a new book in the House series, which he particularly liked, especially the ferrets. So I told him, well,”remember the guy who could turn into anything?” “What? No.” “You know, the detective family worked for him in the first book? Oh. Yes well, he has just finished up a job where he turned into a woman, that’s why I described him as being turned into anything. Anyway, his new client is the sister of the guy with the ferrets. She offers him a job he can’t refuse, and that’s where the snippet ends. So this story will have animals.” Could any description of a story be worse?

  94. Mind-controlled mass-murderer marries mind-bending horror from outside reality.
    Reminds me of Gondre the Wandsmith’s videos on YouTube. ‘Movie where the kid marries his babysitter’; Attack of the Clones. He’s fun and a little twisted.

  101. Professional nosy girl seduces unemployed guy with honesty and cookies so she can move out of her mother’s house.

  103. Vampires from outer space seek refuge in a small country inn, and enlist a young woman and a werewolf in their quest to kill a wedding crasher.

  105. The door slammed. The maiden screamed. A shot rang out. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

    Thanks, and a tip of the hat to Charles Schulz. Now I need to re-read Steel’s Edge.

  106. Woman whose husband cheats on her ends up with husband of the other cheating partner. They end up in a partnered dance-off with a pair of twins to save their home planet

  108. Unlikely adversaries unite to thwart the thieving plans of their cheating spouses, and making mincemeat of their enemies.

  109. Americans visit Europe and discover the joy of cave diving, garden design and shepherding
    Cheers ✨

  113. Divorced single mother navigates new reality after on the job accident.

    Forced into a new way of life after a gemstone gets lodged in her forehead while trapped in a collapsed cavern system she struggles to adapt.

    But with the help of new allies and the abandonned dog she adopts she fights her way back to what is most important in life, her children.

  115. After years of hiding her identity, a young woman uses her sword to secure her future. Along the way, she taunts the man of everyone’s dreams with her skills and forces him to save her multiple times. Eventually she learns how to use her magic for the good of the realm, creating a circle of food, family and love all with just a prick of her finger.

  116. Woman contemplates moving house and raising chickens while fighting dinosaurs and fairies in a creepy forest.

  117. Women brings home large, aggressive cat against her father’s wishes.

    Volunteer firefighter destroys government buildings.

  125. A mineral dowser goes caving with some coworkers, acquires a dog, consumes questionable substances and mutates in helpful ways in order to get home to her kids.

  126. Kidnapping victim snags reclusive billionaire by endangering his life during investigation.

  127. An unwanted suitor becomes responsible for sending young woman’s grandfather to his grave. She then proceeds to kill the man’s uncle.

  129. Woman with daddy issues and a sword breaks everything, finds a large cat and lives happily ever after.

  130. Recently arrived family of three force disbanding of multiple Wilmington organizations including local youth-focused recruiter known for aggressive tactics as well as the Irish Cultural Outreach and Extreme Free-Diving Society, within single 24 hour period. Events linked to multiple instances of property damage and one instance of catastrophic harm to local aquatic wildlife.

  132. A magical couple try to live a normal, suburban life but fail miserably and end up adopting prehistoric pets.

  133. A man pours all of his intellect & magic into making the world better and his daughter keeps telling him he’s doing it wrong. Oh, and she’s purposely going out with a guy who stands for everything he despises

  134. Mutual “Consorts” conquer a castle, decide retirement sucks, and gift talented researcher with an archeologists dream find all while teaching their son to not be a jerk to the regular folks. (Magic Claims)

  135. A young woman struggles with her childhood trauma in sand while attempting to solve a jewel related mystery

  136. Burn for Me: Private investigator digs for clues in rancid spaghetti, protects squirrels, fights against Peaches, and strolls for shirtless men in gardens.

    Magic Bleeds: Magic woman has a warm welcome with her long-lived aunt, they have tea/coffee and reminisce about past choices together.

    Magic Breaks: Consort and her merry group of friends complete a scavenger hunt in the city at night. They gossip about plums and prancing donkeys. Afterwards the consort gets to take a vacation at an unique sight-seeing destination. The food there left something to be desired, but she hung out until her consort joined her.

  137. Young Woman callously rejected by her finance goes off the deep end of society and ends up exacting her revenge through her gastrointestinal skills.

  138. Thank you so much for this blog post! it was fun to write some and really fun to read what others wrote.
    Great idea!

  142. Feminine undergarments are so important, that it’s a prestigious title in major guilds. The best one fights off all kinds of monsters in the breach, all while hearing voices in her head.

  144. Woman endures kidnapping, blackmail, and mansplaining, from a soldier with PTSD, while investigating domestic terrorism.

  145. Vampire jerk’s widow is snatched with daughter who says funny things, fights everybody, and ends up in the hospital.

  149. My favourite fairy tale — a noble on a quest accidentally finds a diamond in the rough and must complete three tasks to win her hand in marriage.

  152. Woman encounters pests while giving a run down b&b a new life. Guests and a neighbour help with eradication.

  154. Professional finder of lost objects is hired to find one man, catches the attention of another one. After an unknown artifact is eventually recovered, she gets her men and hands them both back. Some magic involved.

  156. In penance for killing family, Empress covertly retires to a backwater trade hub and subtly mentors her host in the fine arts of assassination prevention, interstellar politics, and personnel/entertainment event management.

  157. Professional monster hunter with daddy issues finds a job as city protector and ends up playing house with prehistoric lion.

  159. Mother of two gains new family pet after workplace health and safety incident.

    and

    Refugee commits crime but gets away with it because her boss wants to sleep with her.

    • Love your opening for the plot explanation, Bec!
      I hope you‘ll allow me to riff on it? With attribution, of course.

      Woman and dog, left for dead, go on an epic journey across hostile terrain – gathering critical enemy intel, making allies and battling monsters – to save the world, return home and prepare to repel the invasion.

      • Hm. Looking at this again, I think I got caught up and failed to meet the criteria “badly.”

  169. Man avoiding his family Christmas instead spends the day with extreme landscaping his front yard.

  175. Traumatized ex soldier is forbidden to strangle a woman with her dress and retaliates with making fun of chalk art

  179. Woman with daddy issues saves her town with help from a guy with multiple personalities, an ailurophile, and a guy in a dirty trench coat.

  181. A woman with a green ribbon entices man with bread and flowers.

    I think I’ll leave the bad synopsis to the rest of the BDH. 🤣

  182. Man and woman team up to consolidate power and carve up their enemies with sharp knives — without getting a drop of blood on their clothes. (Kinsmen)

  185. Middle aged woman goes spelunking with a dog. They both regret it and get grumpy about not getting home on time. The snacks are weird.

  186. Chick with a sharp stick and daddy issues irritates random cats in her mission to obscurely be awesome in secret.

  188. Wholesale shopping is comminuty building though flying cans weilded by knitters may fly in the this southern romp.

  190. After a tragic event derails her career, a CEO moves to a backwater planet to live a simple life of gardening and gossiping with neighbors. Through the magic of friendship and love, she realizes she is exactly where she needs to be and guides others to realize their full potential.

  191. Single mother wins over beau’s family while giving her precocious special needs daughter a safe place to be her true self.

  193. Ok. I have a few.

    – Mutated orphan battles hot god.
    – Anthropomorphic sodium pental and fetching inorganic juggler defeat an evil cadre of old money wizards.
    – Sharp-toothed war prince woos polyglot desert widow (with bonus stiletto-weiding baby child).

    • Ooo, this one! Lives alone with her cats!!
      Although I kinda want to add something about her renewed focus on house renovations.😺

  195. If you want someone, let them go. But if they don’t come back, chain them in your basement and marry them.

  198. Workplace Health & Safety violations cause woman & dog to take a long way home causing some destruction to local habitat. Boss agrees to settle for damages.

  199. The most beautiful man/woman in the world gives birth while hitting on his/her bodyguard to no avail.

  200. Girl who, while growing up, was deprived of water, repeatedly involved in incidents where mother’s life is put at risk.

  202. Spelunking trip goes horribly wrong for a working Mom. Finds hidden strength and new meaning for faithful companions. And office politics can really suck.

  208. Woman come back to the town she grow up after years working as a sucessfull career as the second in comand of a new powerfull group enterprise and meet ex love interest while dealing with family drama.

  212. Lady falls in love with the man who urinated on the trees at her workplace after growling at her dog.

  213. Woman with beautiful singing voice meets a prince who wants to “Calgon” take her away however she would rather run away with her true love pauper. The classics never die

  214. Poor motherless tomboy with daddy issues builds an army of a family and traps her dad forcing him to spend time her and his new family.

  215. Pretty blond ,meets hunk, they flirt,,big guy shows up ,and drop his drawers.
    They all fight a bad guy , and the guys leave..

  216. Poor motherless tomboy with daddy issues builds an army of a family and traps her dad forcing him to be a parent

  217. Woman and unstable sidekick try to prevent fires in Texas.

    Woman finds her moody boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s missing husband.

    Woman cooperates with a large cat to catch a killer.

    Woman enters competition to win a rock.

  219. A quirky Grandma mechanic puts to use her beloved war machines to protect her family from magical dingbats.

  223. Small town business owner juggles bored vetrans, fussy chefs, scheming politicians and opinionated chickins!

  226. A Hot Stalker keeps killing potential witnesses, all while trying to protect dog rescuing heroine from crazy rich guy.

  229. Lady with anger issues stabs a bunch of people in an illegal fighting ring and finally gets stabbed back (sort of) and kidnapped, leading to a bunch of furries fighting in a flying Taj Mahal.

    Alternatively, lady and her hot stalker wannabe boyfriend shop for a rock and they a their friends go murder a bunch of people about it.

    I’m re-listening to the GA audiobooks and am almost finished with this one. One of my faves! 😁

  232. While on vacation, lady completes work project and bonds with abandoned dog while coworkers shirk at the office.

  234. Human lie detector with family drama falls for wrecking ball kidnapper who doesn’t understand boundaries.

  240. Step brother publicly mocks step sis for being a princess with delusions and daddy issues, until her cuz shows up saying, “ Yes, you whinger, there is some dragon claws!”

  241. Mod R, this was brilliant! The BDH is hysterically creative! I clearly have to re- read my collection again!

  242. This may be fun!
    Grumpy girl with a sword and trust issues, argues with a sexy lion- man because why not show interest.
    Meanwhile Atlanta keeps switching its WiFi on and off because hey
    “Magic Bites” and it’s Tuesday.

  244. Aliens, vampires, and werewolves walk into an inn — and somehow the broom is the most dangerous thing there

  247. A little late, but here’s mine:
    Diamond Fire: Wedding almost derailed by entitled child.

    (Could be Mia Rosa, Xavier, Conner’s adult relatives, or even Kelly Waller )

  248. In honor of Halloween, I’m digging in the vault:

    A psychometrist engages in a multiperspectivity interaction with an off-brand Lothario, which allows her to accept her true nature and adopt a dog.

  249. All the biggest and baddest players in the city try not to strangle a pitiful woman that keeps sticking her nose into places it doesn’t belong. Success varies.

  250. Magic Breaks: Woman finally confronts the father who abandoned her and becomes Queen of Atlanta after they fight.

  255. Woman goes on a trip over the ocean, has a date with adopted brother, and a deep talk with local shepherd.

  256. Deadly mercenary with daddy issues is stalked by a big cat and convinced to play house with him.

  257. Man who runs foster home for demon-pets finds the Holiday spirit when he helps a runaway and his dog avoid kidnappers and tells off his deceased brother.

  258. Monarch has picked his bride but decides to make her work very, very hard for it. Bachelorette contest involves killer trees, dancing fish, space chickens, languid cats, pirates, fluffy foxes, barbarians, vampires, and harmonious smothering.

  259. Boy escapes cult by joining the Army. Boy escapes the Army by rejoining cult. Boy then avoids family by becoming an animal-hoarding hermit.

  262. Child bully magnet grows up, joins organization of professional bullies, and is surprised when they bully her.

  264. Girl with impressive resume (plague prevention, etc) accepts position as assistant manager. While regular manager takes some convalescent leave, several employees attempt to kill her.

  265. Haven’t seen this one yet.

    Woman cleans out sticking junk drawer, sends brother and grandma on a sightseeing trip.

  266. A child who grew up in a harsh, wild land is whisked away to a magical house where she learns to play, decorate, and be kind to others.

    And the sequel…

    After being wrenched away from the magical house, the young girl makes friends and enemies in a new place. She is placed in danger multiple times and is punished for telling the truth.

  267. Woman with freaky weird blood powers, a habit of semi adopting troubled youths and an insanely powerful parent, falls for local Feline Monarch, semi-adopts *his* protege, discovers snarky dangerous ancient Aunt and ultimately has to face down her heritage…
    Kate Daniels AND October Daye.

  271. Abandoned Widow & child is rescued from a hostile planet, receives a job offer and takes a second chance at love with an alien vampire lord.

  273. Adopted daughter decides to be two-faced to solve a murder while her long lost love receives an eye awakening revelation from an unexpected source.

  274. Galactic Emperor seeks partner in multi-species dating show. Dancing fish and dancing assassin face-off in the final. Several trees were harmed in the making of this documentary.

  275. Small Texas B&B’s entire business plan is renting to illegal aliens and has a permanent guest on house arrest.

  279. Illegal immigrant mind reader travels to another planet to become a secretary, conducts corporate espionage, drink pink wine, and have sex with her former boss like rabid monkey.

    Biggest hint is pink wine.

  280. This is NOT a House Andrews description but I saw this in a newspaper in 1998 regarding a classic movie that was airing and it stuck with me:

    “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again”

    Hint, her weapon of choice is a farm house.

  281. Freelancer tries to invoice Atlanta for pest control, accidentally adopts a murder-cat with a crown

  282. Boy reports dog kidnapped by pirates. Adventures follow. Later, he learns how to butcher hogs at family’s home.

  283. A perceptive woman is mostly successful at training her new dog, even as she navigates a maze to get to cell reception before her phone dies.

  289. Family reunion, wherein child steals bacon, unexpected guests arrive, and gardening mishaps abound, all while staying in aunt’s off brand inn.

  290. oooo!!! I missed this post!

    “A Billionaire kidnapped the wrong girl and now has to pay for all the mayhem she and her family creates while saving Houston from Evil Grandma et al.”

  292. Girl with childhood trauma and major daddy issues:

    kidnaps a latchkey kid

    murders her aunt who was in town for business

    becomes good at land-grabbing regardless of legal ownership

    falls for a guy with weird food rituals

    makes the dramatic final decision to go no/low-contact in response to her father’s desire to re-connect and be in his grandson’s life more.

  293. Girl who assumes every man wants to marry her, refuses to date until she finds she’s ever likely to meet.

  294. Girl’s parents disappear, she buys an old B&B, boy next door makes fun of her, a soda loving senior citizen is her first guest, the boy next door and a possible guest have a pissing contest to make a claim, a hero shows up to separate them, the girl uses her broom to show them who is boss.

  297. Finally thought of one!

    Truth or dare meet-cute plus elemental hijinks leads to lasting romance.

  299. A beast stalks a newborn magical baby through a hospital and steals him away from his evil grandmother and secret grandfather.

  300. Woman in Georgia who’s in love with a lion, says her dad want to kill her future son.

    That feels a bit like those Florida Man posts to me 😅

  302. Man who destroyed city’s when he was in de army, discovers destroying some parts of the city to save it equals summer in a kiss.

  304. Fed up with unsightly debris, a timely sale promised hope to weary maintenance workers….a three coil liquefier!!

  306. a lady paladin in onyx armor must reluctantly team up with a dragon, a doppelganger, and a widowed rat catcher seeking revenge. together they must infiltrate the sorcerous hoards occupying a seers palace to steal the cache of secrets left by a murdered lover. as they explore, they endure a game of cat and mouse with a puppet master and an assassin. facing off against their footsoldiers and demons, our motley heros fight to put an end to an ambitious plot to overthrow the nation

  307. Exotic location wedding guests decide they don’t want to leave. Location residents, led by a widow, her young daughter and her maybe fiance, lead the fight to make the guests regret their decision.

  310. He sang the song of is people before snatching an eye while thinking, how dare you shout at me you pointed ear coward.

  311. A Bayou Royal searches for something lost. A broken Furry forced back into service. Only together will they find what they truly need.

  314. Woman with Dog walks through a cave, fights insects and saves spider babies and when coming out again is admired by a hunk

  315. I love this!!
    Let me try!!!
    A nepo baby with daddy issues and sister complex gets fired by his father and realizes the real costs of living and trying to keep afloat his enterprise without daddy’s money.

  318. Lonely single female adopts a (very large) cat. Finds inner peace (and world peace) by working out her anger issues.

    Middle aged single mother discovers her dog a better friend than any man. Again.

  319. Two combative CEO’s ban together over Coorporate Espionage and end up dancing to divorce their cheating spouses so they can go on vacation as a couple.

  320. Exotic location wedding guests decide they don’t want to leave and attempt a hostile takeover. A beautiful widow, her young daughter and her maybe fiance, lead the fight to make these malcontents realise bad decisions have ripper cushions.

  321. A woman gets some extra time on a business trip, so she adopts a dog and takes him on a long walk.

  324. Teen with performance anxiety and self-esteem issues thinks handsome internet idol couldn’t possibly really like her.

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